Monday, February 24, 2014

Life Lessons

I'm only 23 and honestly I do not have my life together. Like, even a little bit. But I would still like to think that there are some things that I have learned about life and now I want to share them with you. Warning: if you wanted this to be a serious post with serious advice then you have come to the wrong place my friend.
  1. Dancing in the shower to loud music is dangerous. But worth it.
  2. Kitchens are for cooking, kissing, and skanking.
  3. Paranormal TV shows are best watched before bed, preferably with your best friend while curled up in a blanket nest.
  4. Drinking vodka and playing DDR is the best and worst decision you can make. Do it. Just do it.
  5. Whatever weird thing you want to do with your hair, go for it. Seriously. Dye it, shave it, spike it up into a foot tall mohawk. Do it. Own it. Be awesome.
  6. Even cheap wine is better than no wine.
  7. True friends will send you pictures of cute cats, porn, and throw things at you as motivation to do your work.
  8. Being a sarcastic shithead might get you into trouble but it is almost always worth it.
  9. If you trip and fall on your face, laugh. You're hilarious.
  10. Get a cat. Just fucking get a cat.
I mean these things apply to me, maybe they apply to you too.

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2 comments:

  1. Those are some ace life lessons. Maybe I should make my own at some point? But they would mostly be me yelling at myself. Things like "Dont listen to fucking assholes. Just don't. Walk away. Make them run away if possible. Then have a peach cause you are one."

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    1. Thanks babe :D
      Um, you should definitely write that. 100% do want to read that, need it in my life.
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