- Dancing in the shower to loud music is dangerous. But worth it.
- Kitchens are for cooking, kissing, and skanking.
- Paranormal TV shows are best watched before bed, preferably with your best friend while curled up in a blanket nest.
- Drinking vodka and playing DDR is the best and worst decision you can make. Do it. Just do it.
- Whatever weird thing you want to do with your hair, go for it. Seriously. Dye it, shave it, spike it up into a foot tall mohawk. Do it. Own it. Be awesome.
- Even cheap wine is better than no wine.
- True friends will send you pictures of cute cats, porn, and throw things at you as motivation to do your work.
- Being a sarcastic shithead might get you into trouble but it is almost always worth it.
- If you trip and fall on your face, laugh. You're hilarious.
- Get a cat. Just fucking get a cat.
I mean these things apply to me, maybe they apply to you too.